musicandmeh:

this fucked me up musicandmeh:

this fucked me up musicandmeh:

this fucked me up musicandmeh:

this fucked me up musicandmeh:

this fucked me up musicandmeh:

this fucked me up

musicandmeh:

this fucked me up

(Source: victoryandjustice)

relahvant:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

big fig

herhmione:

pussy-destroyer3000:

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

I’m not even a lesbian but this made me laugh

r u sure pussy-destroyer3000

(Source: ohmydisney)

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

"A woman who fears the Lord will not run away from God to satisfy her longings and relieve her anxieties. She will wait for the Lord. She will hope in God. She will stay close to the heart of God and trust in his promises. The prospect of departing into the way of sin will be too fearful to pursue; and the benefits of abiding in the shadow of the Almighty too glorious to forsake."

John Piper (via godmoves)

i need this to take root in my heart tonight.

(via yesdarlingido)

(Source: hecallsme-peacemaker)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

seasaltinecrackers:

human versions of the lion king where everyone is white

image

sailorscent:

Wow.

(Source: sizvideos)

I think the only time we ever looked alike is when we were babies. @carsscarsandguitars looked so much like my mom when he was little. We had the same dimpled chubby cheeks.

This was the start of something beautiful… #SuperMario64 #SiblingBonding

Don’t put your hot tea mug next to a candle with a similar shape. In other words, I nearly chugged some hot wax instead of hot tea this evening…