still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
I’m not even a lesbian but this made me laugh
r u sure pussy-destroyer3000
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
human versions of the lion king where everyone is white
I think the only time we ever looked alike is when we were babies. @carsscarsandguitars looked so much like my mom when he was little. We had the same dimpled chubby cheeks.